Friday, November 9, 2007

Seriously People, Stop Fucking Around With Mice

In addition to creating mice with Methuselah-like life spans, we have now created a mouse without fear.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20071108/sc_nm/mice_fear_dc

Why, people? Why the mouse? Why not fearless, aging pandas? They’re cute, they’re cuddly, you don’t often find their feces in your kitchen. And if you did, I bet even their poop is cute.

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