Plan B

On the corner of Kearney and Bush this morning I saw a man with a box and a sign that said, "testing for human kindness." Inside the box was an assortment of change and a large wrench. I am assuming the wrench is plan B in case human kindness fails.

I don't think his plan is completely off-base. At least not in the wear-adult-diapers-across-country-wearing sort of way.

If someone tells you to make lemonade with the lemons life has handed you, you should inform them that lemons + nothing = lemon juice. The use of physical force to convey this concept is perfectly acceptable.